All entries for January 2005
January 29, 2005
I've started up my other website again, so if I haven't written anything here for a while, check there. And vice versa.
January 25, 2005
I love when Stagecoach bus drivers flash their headlights at each other when they drive past.
January 18, 2005
What do you mean there's no chocolate?
January 17, 2005
A naked flame is hot.
January 12, 2005
a delightful boy next to me, on his mobile phone, has just used the following phrase in eminent seriousness:
That'll be as much use as a chocolate teapot.
Gotta love the Brits.
January 11, 2005
and what exactly is the logic behind having a hot tap and a cold tap, separately? I imagine people all over the world, every morning and every night, standing before their sinks as damned souls would stand before the maker on Judgement Day, quaking in trepidation as they ask themselves the harrowing question:
to freeze my hands solid with the cold tap, or incinerate with the hot?
I therefore believe that the hyperbolic bipolarism of bathroom taps is to blame for all radical and extremist thought and activity in the world today. Clearly.
and I turn on my oven with a match.
One of the taps in the bathroom in our house is a heinous liar. The one on the right is blue, and the one on the left is labelled 'Cold'.
January 10, 2005
Alan: oh oh oh
Alan: i came up with the WORST pun ever yesterday wen i was in my brothers car
Alan: we were driving past a funeral parlour…. and i said 'Theres an industry that will never die out' :)
me: har har
Alan: there was a deathly silence accompanying that pun ;)
me: bet there was a lot of uncomfortable coffin too
January 09, 2005
If I could afford it I'd live in hotels.