the one you should not read if you are uncomfortable with shameless displays of intimacy
me: I'm not wearing any underwear. Heehee.
him: why not?
me: felt like it.
him: I hope your bloody eggs don't fall out. Haha, get it, bloody eggs.
me: that was just not funny, period.
him: for that, I'll give you a standing ovulation.
oh, he just cracks me up. like, you know, an egg.