January 10, 2005

the one in which I AM NEVER OUTPUNNED


Alan: oh oh oh
Alan: i came up with the WORST pun ever yesterday wen i was in my brothers car
Alan: we were driving past a funeral parlour…. and i said 'Theres an industry that will never die out' :)
me: har har
Alan: there was a deathly silence accompanying that pun ;)
me: bet there was a lot of uncomfortable coffin too
me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alan: /sigh

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  1. I make apologies for the crapness of my pun, I know it is, whereas rAchel is completely oblivious to how crap hers is… >.<

    10 Jan 2005, 09:53

  2. blasphemy! I am the queen of puns, so that makes my puns royally crap, thankyouverymuch.

    10 Jan 2005, 09:57

  3. Ouch.

    10 Jan 2005, 10:00

  4. Shame on you Alan. It's bad enough without the encouragement…

    10 Jan 2005, 13:13

  5. Ha!! Don't try and blame me, you know she needs no encouragement WHATSOEVER!

    10 Jan 2005, 19:06

  6. David

    An undertakers near me is conveniently located next to a body repair shop… handy!

    10 Jan 2005, 22:17

  7. No, you need a second hand shop for that.

    11 Jan 2005, 00:11

  8. I firmly believe there's a reason that "pun" rhymes with "fun".

    11 Jan 2005, 00:41

  9. And I firmly believe there's a reason that "Rachel" doesn't rhyme with anything. So ner.

    11 Jan 2005, 12:28

  10. Any mention of words such as pieman will be treated as they deserve – with a large plank of wood and a good swing…

    11 Jan 2005, 12:29

  11. Large plank of wood + two bits of rope + tree branch = a good swing

    12 Jan 2005, 01:09

  12. I think I may have been outpunned there :)

    12 Jan 2005, 07:10

  13. oh godDAM!

    12 Jan 2005, 08:39

  14. oh, don't sigh and moan.

    12 Jan 2005, 11:31

  15. har. fucking. har.

    12 Jan 2005, 16:43


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