All 20 entries tagged News
February 17, 2008
There's been quite a furore over the Archbishop of Canterbury's comments on Sharia law and the UK, and I'm not entirely sure that people haven't got the wrong end of the stick.
According to a BBC News article from 7 Feb:
Dr Williams argues that adopting parts of Islamic Sharia law would help maintain social cohesion.
The important word to note here is "parts"; he is not suggesting that the entire of Sharia be officially acknowledged in the UK, in fact he even says that later on:
Nobody in their right mind would want to see in this country the kind of inhumanity that's sometimes been associated with the practice of the law in some Islamic states; the extreme punishments, the attitudes to women as well.
What he thinks is that Muslims
should not have to choose between the stark alternatives of cultural loyalty or state loyalty. After all, Jews don't have to: the UK already recognises Beth Din (a rabbinical court of Judaism) with the main court (at Finchley in north London) handling
a wide range of cases including divorce settlements, contractual rows between traders, and tenancy disputes.
Obviously the punishments would need to be tweaked, but since
there is no strictly static codified set of laws of sharia this would probably be an acceptable compromise. It would, after all, be part of
adopting parts of Islamic Sharia law.
It is also important to point out that the Archbishop did not say that Sharia should be directly woven into British law such as to govern everybody; it would be there as an option for Muslims to use to settle their disputes if both parties agreed to use it. Theoretically non-Muslims wouldn't even notice the difference, because there wouldn't be one for them.
This is exactly the case with Jewish Beth Din. Did you know it existed here? I'm guessing "no", because most of you probably aren't Jews (and even then I think it's only Orthodox Jews), so it obviously isn't affecting you. The only time it comes into play is if two Jews agree to use it to settle their dispute.
But anyway, I digress...
According to The Sun (which I don't read, but I thought the tabloid perspective would help get a balanced argument... ironically) former Tory Home Secretary Ken Clarke said:
It's a subject he should not have gone into. We have only one law here.
Which quite clearly is not true because, as I've already mentioned, Jewish Beth Din already exists here.
Dolores Joshi, 50, (I don't know who she is, but she's quoted in the Sun article) said:
I totally disagree with what the Archbishop said. This is a Christian country. Introducing aspects of Christian law would never be entertained in a Muslim country.
Setting aside for a moment the fact that
only 38% [of the UK] proclaims a belief in a God, surely accepting parts of Sharia law would be less childish than saying "they don't accept out laws so we won't accept their laws". After all, if they disapproved or our policy of not jumping off cliffs, would you jump off a cliff just to spite them? (Somewhat facetious, I admit, but I'm sure you see what I mean.) She goes on to say:
If he knows the word of God, why is he entertaining Islamic law? Christ would never have allowed such a thing to happen. Our law is in the Bible, and that's where it should remain.
Which leads us into somewhat grey area because I'm sure most Muslims would insist that it is Islamic law that is God's word (or at least part of God's word) and not Christian, and also Christ seems very much to have focused on "love thy neighbour" so might not have had too much to say about the principle of Muslims having their own law but I think he would have disapproved of the extreme punishments... but then there was never any suggestion of integrating the extreme punishments, after all
nobody in their right mind would want to see in this country the kind of inhumanity that's sometimes been associated with the practice of the law in some Islamic states.
On the subject of our law being in the Bible, I find it interesting to note that:
Then God blessed Noah and his sons, saying to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the earth.
which appears to be God permitting incest, and :
He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it.
which would suggest that ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter is 3 and not Pi, and:
Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property.
which appears to be God permitting slavery, and:
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.
which appears to be Jesus' apostle Paul having no quarrel with slavery, and:
The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. He shall have the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water will enter her and cause bitter suffering. The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the LORD and bring it to the altar. The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. If she has defiled herself and been unfaithful to her husband, then when she is made to drink the water that brings a curse, it will go into her and cause bitter suffering; her abdomen will swell and her thigh waste away, and she will become accursed among her people. If, however, the woman has not defiled herself and is free from impurity, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children.
which appears to be God telling Moses that the punishment for an unfaithful wife is that she should suffer and be rendered incapable of bearing children, and:
One day, after Moses had grown up, he went out to where his own people were and watched them at their hard labor. He saw an Egyptian beating a Hebrew, one of his own people. Glancing this way and that and seeing no one, he killed the Egyptian and hid him in the sand.
which appears to suggest that Moses was a murderer, and:
If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters.
which appears to be God using cannibalism as a punishment.
Looking at that, the literal word of the Bible doesn't strike me as a more appropriate moral compass than Sharia law.
But again I digress...
Gerald Sterne, 63, (again, no idea who he is) is quoted in The Sun as saying:
Anyone who comes to this country should respect our church and abide by our laws.
But this doesn't explain why Jews have sanctioned access to Beth Din courts, or why the
approximately 270,000 Jews in Britain have more right to their own laws than the UK Muslims that
are believed to number 1.8 million, or why the
390,000 individuals [that] proclaimed themselves as "Jedi Knight" in the 2001 census don't have their own court either.
Getting back on point, the Archbishop said that:
That principle that there is only one law for everybody is an important pillar of our social identity as a western democracy
But he also thinks that
it is a misunderstanding to suppose that means people don't have other affiliations, other loyalties which shape and dictate how they behave in society and that the law needs to take some account of that.
What he appears to want is a fair compromise with which everyone is happy: Muslims in this country being bound by our laws just like anyone else, but having the option to settle disputes with other Muslims in their own courts like Jews already can. He is not suggesting that we abandon any laws or values we already have. He is not suggesting that we all follow Sharia law. He is not suggesting that the entire of Sharia be woven into British law. What he is suggesting is that Muslims should be given the same option as Jews: the ability to resolve day-to-day disputes in their own courts... remembering, of course, that
nobody in their right mind would want to see in this country the kind of inhumanity that's sometimes been associated with the practice of the law in some Islamic states
So remember these wise words:
love your neighbour as yourself,
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it, and
love with your heart, use your head for everything else.
February 15, 2008
Writing about web page http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7246885.stm
When I read that headline, I immediately thought: "Hang on. That's a bit rude, isn't it?"
But it turns out it's about Greg Dyke, former director-general of the BBC, so that's OK.
February 12, 2008
Writing about web page http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7240234.stm
Surely the most cost and time efficient way to stop illegal downloading is to target the services, not the individual people.
After all, which is going to take less effort: tracking down one person that's running a service and thus automatically stopping hundreds of people using it, or tracking down the hundreds of users?
February 05, 2008
Writing about web page http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7213460.stm
I've just watched The TV Show from Saturday (I love Sky+) and they had a section about Bremner, Bird and Fortune and how several people have complained about a joke they did. The joke involves two people sitting in a pub discussing underhand tactics that Gordon Brown might use to win an election. One of them says:
I don't trust Gordon Brown... I wouldn't be surprised if the night before the election he went on television and said, "look what I found," and held up little Maddie McCann.
According to the BBC News article I've referenced, Ofcom received 63 complaints about this.
I don't understand what people are complaining about; the joke is not about her kidnapping; the joke does not give any opinion about her kidnapping; the joke does not mock her kidnapping; the joke does not deny her kidnapping.
What the joke does is accept that this horrible tragedy happened, and suggests that a politician would be so depraved, so insensitive, and so desperate that they would stoop to trying to use the tragedy for their advantage.
The target of the offensiveness of the joke is Gordon Brown; the only people that should be offended are Gordon Brown and his staunch supporters.
February 01, 2008
Writing about web page http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/coventry_warwickshire/7220519.stm
Oh God, not another "suspicious fire" at a bakery; we all know what happened last time...
November 28, 2007
Since I first heard about it, I've been wondering just how much data on 25,000,000 people can fit on two "discs". I don't know for certain what type of "disc" they are, but for the purposes of the maths I'm going to assume they were single-layer DVDs.
Taking the capacity of a DVD as 4.7GB, this makes about 403 bytes per person. This might not sound much, but for reference the following block of text (labels included) is only 224 bytes:
Name: The University of Warwick
Address: University of Warwick, Coventry, CV4 7AL
Tel: +44 (0)24 7652 3523
Fax: +44 (0)24 7646 1606
Dummy bank details: XXXXXXXX XX-XX-XX
So the amount of data on each person would be about double that.
However if the Government isn't keeping up with the times, then 2 CDs at - let's say - 700MB each would give only 58 bytes per person, which is about this much:
The University of Warwick, Coventry, CV4 7AL 024 7652 3523
That's assuming the data wasn't compressed, of course, which since it was unencrypted wouldn't be unreasonable to assume.
The second block (including spaces) should be exactly 58 bytes. Since I ran out of ideas for real data for the first block, here's a string of Xs and spaces that is exactly 403 bytes:
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX
So whatever details about you you can fit in that number of characters (403 including spaces, unsurprisingly) may have been misplaced by the Government in an easily-readable form. If they had any business rivals I'd consider taking my custom elsewhere...
October 10, 2007
Writing about web page http://www.smashbros.com/en_uk/characters/sonic.html
Sonic the Hedgehog is going to be a playable character in the new Smash Brothers! Woo hoo!
I bet his Final Smash is Super Sonic...
I was just watching something that mentioned the recent Northern Rock "panic", and it reminded me: I wish I'd heard about it sooner, because I would have loved to go to my nearest branch, join the lengthy queue, get to the front, and say to the cashier, "Hello. I'd like to open an account, please."
October 01, 2007
Writing about web page http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7021647.stm
One important line is the one way down at the very bottom:
The new law brings Britain in line with an EU directive on the retention of phone data.
I mean, why? What's the point? Is there a point?
September 07, 2007
Writing about web page http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article2364434.ece
Apparently the Russians are planning to build a base on the moon by 2025. It could be used for manned missions to Mars, among other things.
However the more important question is: who is going to get the rights to the live 24 hour TV broadcast of the journey and construction?
I see visions of Davina McCall bouncing around on the Moon informing one of the workers that he's been voted off...