All 10 entries tagged Fail

Parking Fail

Writing about web page http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7472490.stm

How on Earth does this happen!?

: 25 Jun 2008 13:53 |  Tags: Bizarre Fail News Parking Randomness |  Comments (1) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

2 for 1 deal on laundry captions

Writing about web page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Apprentice_%28UK_Series_Four%29#Week_2:_A_Dirty_Job

In the latest episode (episode 2) of the 4th season of The Apprentice, the teams had to set up an overnight laundry business. The men did it fine, but the women made the mistake of choosing to go for many small jobs, and managed to mix up - and actually lose - some of the items...

Which leads us on to:

and

: 03 Apr 2008 15:16 |  Tags: Apprentice Caption Doing IT Wrong Epic Fail Fail Funny Laundry Photo Randomness The Apprentice Wrong |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Still funny, though

Writing about web page http://uk.news.yahoo.com/vdunet/20080401/ttc-hackers-attack-international-space-s-6315470.html

I am absolutly certain that this story is an April Fool, but any excuse for a funny caption...

: 01 Apr 2008 15:42 |  Tags: April April Fool Epic Fail Fail Fool Funny International Space Station Iss Joke Photo Randomness Space Station |  Comments (1) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

To lighten the mood

Original photo by terminal5insider.

: 01 Apr 2008 02:12 |  Tags: Airport Baggage Epic Fail Fail Funny Heathrow Heathrow Airport Joke Photo Randomness Terminal Terminal 5 |  Comments (1) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Nearly there…

: 15 Jun 2005 20:17 |  Tags: Exams Fail Prediction |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Reason I Will Fail My Degree: I'm lazy

Writing about Reasons I Will Fail My Degree I: My Room from Hollyzone

: 27 Apr 2005 01:55 |  Tags: Fail Lazy Randomness |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Another one bites the dust…

Exams taken: 3
Exams failed: 3

I can sum the Maths exams up in one word and an ellipsis: Crap…

I definately failed, owing mainly to not attempting enough questions to get a pass.

So, yeah, um… bum…

: 21 Apr 2005 16:58 |  Tags: Exams Fail Maths Exam Prediction |  Comments (1) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Don't mention Quantum; I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it…

Well, I've failed Quantum Mechanics…

However, I don't think I failed it as badly as I'd expected. I'm pretty sure I've got about 10 marks out of the 50 available; I may even have scraped 15, but I doubt it…

Still, it's better than the zero I was expecting…

: 20 Apr 2005 15:28 |  Tags: Exams Fail Prediction Quantum Exam Quantum Mechanics |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Oh #&$%!

Follow-up to Curses and damnation! from The randomness of tomorrow, today!

I had another bash at my driving practical test this morning. At a set of traffic lights, not more than a couple of hundred yards from the test centre, I pull out into a gap that was too small; seconds from the end of the test, I commit a major fault. I only had 7 minor faults…

Bugger…

Still, there's always the Summer; I may even pass the £1000 mark in money I've thrown at BSM…

: 16 Apr 2005 01:09 |  Tags: Driving Test Fail Final Hurdle Randomness |  Comments (1) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

Curses and damnation!

I had my driving practical test this morning. I failed, but never mind; there’s always Easter…

I also had a haircut; many hairs cut, in fact…

: 21 Dec 2004 18:34 |  Tags: Driving Test Fail Hair Cut Randomness |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem