December 15, 2006

TROTT's Campaign for Political Correctness 3

Follow-up to TROTT's Campaign for Political Correctness 2 from The randomness of tomorrow, today!

The third installment of Politically Correct terms:

Christmas

It’s not “Merry Christmas” anymore, it’s Merry Capitalist Winter Festival Promoting Gift Receiving, Goodwill to All, and Annoying the Neighbours by Singing at Them.

Smoker

Someone isn’t a “smoker”, they’re a damned fool.

Little Old Lady

Someone isn’t a “little old lady”, they’re a lady located at an altitude where the atmosphere is thicker and easier to breathe with a high level of wisdom and knowledge.

Cats are always underfoot

Cats aren’t underfoot, cats are friendly.

Until next time…


- 5 comments by 2 or more people

  1. cats aren’t friendly, they’re on a mission to kill as many damn humans by tripping them up as possible. Which is cool.

    15 Dec 2006, 06:43

  2. Allan Smith

    I can’t help but feel ‘Merry Capitalist Winter Festival Promoting Gift Receiving and Warm Fuzzy Feelings’ is designed to alienate the cold-blooded. The Sun will be notified pronto.

    15 Dec 2006, 11:45

  3. Fine, I’ll remove “warm”; happy now?

    15 Dec 2006, 12:59

  4. Actually I’ve shanged the end completely, because I thought of something better: Merry Capitalist Winter Festival Promoting Gift Receiving, Goodwill to All, and Annoying the Neighbours by Singing at Them.

    15 Dec 2006, 13:03

  5. Praises, at least somebody out there is doing the heavy myth-debunking work!

    15 Dec 2006, 14:52


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