January 15, 2006

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Richard Winskill!

  1. A thimbleful of Richard Winskill would weigh over 100 million tons.
  2. Peanuts and Richard Winskill are beans.
  3. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Richard Winskill!
  4. In his entire life, Richard Winskill will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  5. If you drop Richard Winskill from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
  6. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Richard Winskill.
  7. Richard Winskillicide is the killing of Richard Winskill.
  8. Richard Winskill can live for up to a week without a head.
  9. Devoid of his cells and proteins, Richard Winskill has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
  10. It is bad luck to walk under Richard Winskill.
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  1. Seth

    Well, i can identify what some of you are, but not all…
    1. i think that is a neutron star… but i may be completely wrong.
    2. Humm… well lots of things are beans but what that is comonly assumed a nut i do not know
    3. No idea what that is.
    4. A bee, or more specifically a honey bee, of the worker variety.
    5. That would be a penny, though many other thingas would also fit.
    6. Cocain i believe, it is where the name comes from.
    7. Uh, well yes, that could be any form of Xicide.
    8. Uh… zombies? I have no idea.
    9. Many things fit that, including you i believe.
    10. That is a ladder, but you have phrased it incorrectly, people believe it to be bad luck, it is not a fact.

    02 Jun 2007, 21:31

  2. Seth

    I especially like the first one… and i think i might move to antartica

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Death! The average human spends about 30 days during their life in death!The risk of being struck by death is one occurence every 9,300 years.Until the 1960s, death was not allowed to enter Disneyland!Death, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.Astronauts get taller when they are in death.Deathomancy is the art of telling the future with death!American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating death from each salad served in first class.Death was the first Tsar of Russia.Antarctica is the only continent without death.Some birds use death to orientate themselves during migration!I am interested in – do tell me aboutherhimitthem

    02 Jun 2007, 22:10

  3. 5. That would be a penny, though many other thingas would also fit.

    There’s no denying the fact that I would kill someone if I fell on them from the Empire State Building…

    8. Uh… zombies? I have no idea.

    A chicken, worm, or beetle most likely…

    10. That is a ladder, but you have phrased it incorrectly, people believe it to be bad luck, it is not a fact.

    Well I certainly wouldn’t be too happy if someone tried to walk under me…
    And I didn’t phrase it…

    02 Jun 2007, 22:57


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