There are some really stupid people out there…
National Lottery quiz thing:
Q: What is the third planet from the Sun?
A: [after a bit of thinking] Mars
Who wants to be a millionaire?:
Which of these is not normally written in a poetic style?
A: Ode B: Prose
C: Verse D: Limerick
And the fool goes, after 50/50, for D. Even I knew that one…