Danger – Fire Kills Children
One of my friends came across a box of matches that had this warning on the back:

It's amused everyone with its ridiculousness; it's not "Fire Kills", or "Fire is Hot", or "Fire Burns" or similar such sensible warnings but "Fire Kills Children". Presumably, therefore, Adults are immune to the effects of the fire…
Ah the old rite of passage into adultdom… set your arm on fire, and if you die, you're not ready to be an adult yet…
04 Jun 2006, 21:54
CT
lol ive always found this funny also, the fact they actually put a stick child with his arm on fire is also funny as hell, what a world we live in
04 Sep 2007, 15:39
Slimypants
A brilliant image, makes me smile every time I see it. Makes me want to set a child on fire just to see if they really do make that face! Found this blog actually searching for the image, I’m going to blow it up and get it printed on a t-shirt.
19 May 2009, 00:39
static x man
when i first saw this i knew i had to show my parents. so, i printed it off and showed them. they laughed really hard and inquired that they are bvery lucky! i now have this printed and posted on a board in my bedroom =]
27 Jun 2009, 16:29
jim
keep smokin!!! and if ya a child stay away from matches!!!!
p.s. check this band out there good www.myspace.com/gulletpunchuk
stay safe
06 Sep 2010, 12:23
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