All entries for Friday 15 December 2006

BS Language Course

I’ve often wondered if these phrases mean anything at all, and what the hell is “synergy”, anyway?

: 15 Dec 2006 13:00 |  Tags: Funny Randomness Synergy Video |  Comments (1) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

TROTT's Campaign for Political Correctness 3

Follow-up to TROTT's Campaign for Political Correctness 2 from The randomness of tomorrow, today!

The third installment of Politically Correct terms:

Christmas

It’s not “Merry Christmas” anymore, it’s Merry Capitalist Winter Festival Promoting Gift Receiving, Goodwill to All, and Annoying the Neighbours by Singing at Them.

Smoker

Someone isn’t a “smoker”, they’re a damned fool.

Little Old Lady

Someone isn’t a “little old lady”, they’re a lady located at an altitude where the atmosphere is thicker and easier to breathe with a high level of wisdom and knowledge.

Cats are always underfoot

Cats aren’t underfoot, cats are friendly.

Until next time…

: 15 Dec 2006 00:50 |  Tags: Fun Political Correctness Randomness Trott Trotts Campaign For Political Correctness |  Comments (5) |  Close comments |  Report a problem