All entries for Monday 10 October 2005
October 10, 2005
I recently recieved the (long) list of charges for last year. One of them stuck out the second time I read through it:
£15 compensation to the owner for the stains on your mattress
I can assure you all that the only possible thing this can be is sweat.
It therefore seems to me that the University is charging me £15 for sweating…
I just thought I'd share this with you as a warning to all those 2nd years who've just moved off campus: Sweating - Do Not Try This At Home!
Here's a joke a friend told me:–
What do you get if you cross a Cat and a Dog?
Cat Dog Sine Theta!