All entries for Thursday 09 November 2006

Zelda: A Wii Adventure

Won’t someone please think of the children!?

: 09 Nov 2006 13:00 |  Tags: Randomness The Legend Of Zelda Video Zelda |  Comments (0) |  Close comments |  Report a problem

TROTT's Campaign for Political Correctness 2

Follow-up to TROTT's Campaign for Political Correctness 1 from The randomness of tomorrow, today!

Some more terms that should be brought in to practice:

Idiot

Someone isn’t “an idiot”, they just arrive at intellectual conclusions at a more leisurely pace than some other people.

Colour Blind

Someone isn’t colour blind, the rest of us just suffer from the delusion that red and green (substitute as appropriate) are not the same colour.

Racist

Someone isn’t “racist”, they just deserve to be given a clip round the ear and told to be reasonable.

Short

Someone isn’t “short”, they are located at an altitude where the atmosphere is thicker and easier to breathe.

More later…

: 09 Nov 2006 00:18 |  Tags: Fun Political Correctness Randomness Trott Trotts Campaign For Political Correctness |  Comments (2) |  Close comments |  Report a problem