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May 26, 2006

Austin 3:16 says Norris kicked your arse

I think this is the best one yet:

"Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhouse kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium."


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