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March 10, 2009

Funny? Well, I thought so…

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bar man: Have you got any bread?

The bar man replies: No we don’t serve bread

So the duck asks again;: Have you got any bread?

The bar man replies: I just told you we don’t serve bread

So the duck asks again: Have you got any bread?

The bar man, getting angry now replies: No, and if you ask again I’m going to nail your beak to the table

So the duck asks: Have you got any nails?

The bar man replies: No I don’t have any nails

So the duck asks: Have you got any bread?

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A guy went on vacation to the islands. When he got off the boat he heard the drummers playing an island rhythm. He found it fascinating, however, after several hours, the sound became an annoyance, so at dinner he asked the waiter “When do the drums stop?”

The waiter went pale and stammered, “No. No. drums not stop. Very bad when drums stop”.

After tossing and turning through the night, he called the front desk at 2am to ask when the drums would stop.

“No. No. Drums not stop. Very bad when drums stop”.

After a sleepless night he was waiting at the front desk for the manager. He asked once again, “When do the drums stop?”

Again came the reply, “No. No. Drums not stop. Very bad when drums stop”.

Grabbing the manager by his shirt, the man screams, “What happens that’s so bad when the drums stop?”

“Trombone solo” came the reply.


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