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March 06, 2009

Finding the Good Life up a chicken's backside

I’ll bet Richard Briers never found himself having to do this sort of thing on The Good Life. Though they did film something similar in the James Heriot series, It Shouldn’t Happen To A Vet. But, in that case, the prop was somewhat larger.

I keep chickens. Well, bantams. And they lay eggs every now and again. About every 30 hours or so when it’s laying season which is about 8 months of the year. So I have my own supply of eggs though with all the expense of feeding and housing the animals, I think it would be much cheaper to just buy them from the supermarket.

They’re a lot of fun, really. They have their own distinct personality. As long as they are far enough from the house and can’t see the sun, they don’t crow at 5 o’clock in the morning, either. And they normally put themselves to bed when it gets dark, though sometimes that is up a tree…

But one of them recently had a prolapsed cloaca. For the non chicken experts amongst you, that’s the bit the egg comes out of. Well, for a chicken, the plumbing is rather badly arranged so that everything comes out of there which is why you’ll get the occasional egg from a shop with a bit of chicken poo on it.

Right, a prolapsed cloaca looks like a dark brown sac hanging out the back of the chicken. Along with a bit of blood and egg yolk (seeing as this particular chicken thought it was trying to lay an egg that wasn’t ready). And the first aid approach to this particular problem is… to push it back in and hope the animal doesn’t push it out again…. so you use a finger.

I never ever thought I would ever have my finger up the back end of a chicken…

Life is full of surprises…


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