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December 17, 2005

Baby Report: sub–aqua Lawrence

This morning Lawrence had the last of his basic swimming lessons. In preparation for his planned career as an Indian Ocean pearl fisherman, he perfected his underwater swimming technique.

This manouvre involves moving the baby backwards and forwards in the water three times, then pouring water over his head as a warning of his impending submersion. Finally, he is wooshed underwater head first and released. He then "swims" upwards and into the hands of the second assistant (in theory). The correct angle must be maintained at all times to prevent water entering his nose. Apparently, according to the instructor at the stunt-baby school, babies like this, and actually keep there eyes open under water.

Next week, paragliding for infants.


Robert O'Toole : 17 Dec 2005 15:00 |  Tags:  |  Comments (3) |  Report a problem