May 23, 2006

toad bestowed

the blogger searched ineptly
'til he found a fine abode
was it house of william gates?
no! it was mr toad's

the lair of mr toad


the world has held great heroes
as history–books have showed
but never a name to go down to fame
compared with that of toad!

the clever men at oxford
know all that there is to be knowed
but they none of them know one half as much
as intelligent mr toad!

the animals sat in the ark and cried
their tears in torrents flowed
who was it said, "there's land ahead"?
encouraging mr toad!

the army all saluted
as they marched along the road.
was it the king? or kitchener?
no. It was mr toad.

the queen and her ladies–in–waiting
sat at the window and sewed
she cried, "look! who's that HANDSOME man?"
they answered, "mr toad.

- One comment Not publicly viewable

  1. Ed

    An obese fellow, somewhat obtuse
    Who bore an impressive load
    Searched far and wide, so that he might meet
    The majestic Mr Toad

    Below his feet, a sickening crunch
    As through a meadow he strode
    'What the bloody hell was that?' he cried
    T'was the corpse of Mr Toad

    24 May 2006, 20:42

Add a comment

You are not allowed to comment on this entry as it has restricted commenting permissions.

May 2006

Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa Su
Apr |  Today  | Jun
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26 27 28
29 30 31            

Search this blog


Most recent comments

  • i know you have a postgraduate degree to worry about and all, but since the tapfactory is an unmitig… by on this entry
  • lets have a go with the best by alex corsar on this entry
  • lets have a go with the best by alex corsar on this entry
  • internet beep boop by on this entry

Blog archive

Not signed in
Sign in

Powered by BlogBuilder