January 17, 2006

McHai–ku

Writing about web page http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/My-Death-lyrics-David-Bowie/113B538411ACE463482568A20015CE46

retrospective.old mythology.new millenium
remember burns night?
learn this poem, wow your friends
brel-bowie-rashbrook
haiku.thanku?
certainly my verse
has now evolved past measure
but a charm lingers
el.la
i hear coast to coast
defiance prettily wrought
with more ugliness

Ma Death

Ma Death he saw ma’ caber throw
Through roof o’ yon pub it did go
Changin’ its flight
O foul fate o’ mine.
Ma Death he summoned foul cov youth
Scunners, Spavies right uncouth
Makin’ them fight
O foul fate o’ mine
Ma Death tol’ them o’ my one vice
A giant haggis would entice
Me tae take a bite
O foul fate o’ mine

O muckle haggis, kin o’ ma kyte
I canne help but eat thee
Angel o’ de’il
I amnae fashed
For waublin’ in ma bowl
Is Haggis

Ma Death kens tha’ I am hyte
Tae fit this Haggis in ma’ kyte
Kythin’ belly
O foul fate o’ mine
Ma Death, I’ll make a pact with ye
I cannae stop ma haggis-glee
Frae killin’ me
O foul fate o’ mine
Ma Death, I’ll lay down my life glad
If tae your list Cov Chavs ye add
Their kain guarantee
O foul fate o’ mine.

O muckle haggis, kin o’ ma kyte
Etc..

Ma Death agreed to ma mad plan
Their hides wi’ haggis I wou’ tan
Explodin’ Glut
O foul fate o’ mine.
Ma Death, a whiskey-laden draft
Wi’ deadly fire o’ vengeance craft
A Flamin’ gut
O foul fate o’ mine.
Ma Death, ma big exploding waist
Has burned and bashed yon chavs tae paste
False burberry smut
O foul fate o’ mine.

O muckle haggis, kin o’ ma kyte
Etc..

moral. imperative
wow your friends
cook haggis
toast ladies
drink whiskey


- 3 comments by 1 or more people Not publicly viewable

  1. catching up at last
    is jacques brel the reference?
    I eye warily

    23 Jan 2006, 00:17

  2. jacques brel is the man
    i have stolen his meter
    -adding scots, chavs, and me

    23 Jan 2006, 00:37

  3. agape at the screen
    Somebody knows the poet
    "ne me quitte pas

    23 Jan 2006, 00:40


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