Things to do when you don't want to do an essay
NUmber one: write a Blog entry!
Number Two: Do some laundry
Number Three: Go shopping (food, at least)
Number four: Pay people stuff
Number Five: Sort all your emails into lots of little folders and delete stupid onese
Number Six: Paint your nails.
Number Seven: Think about all the things you can do to put off doing the essay
Number Eight: Go round again, and again, and again.
My essay is supposed to be about this poem which is about some old dude going to visit his son in hospital who is dying, but the old dude is all noble and patient and whatever. In three lines, i have said all I feel the need to say about this poem. I think as an english lit student, I may have some problems. Perhaps its time for me to come out of the closet and admit that I'm …..
Wait for it
Really a social scientist at heart! But no, i can hear the angry mob even now. They'd rip me limb from limb and eat me for breakfast (oh yes, I know what your thinking. But English lit students only look mild mannered – inside they're animals, beasts just waiting to escape and devour you whole. Arggghhh)
This entry is decidedly unisteresting.
I'm so bored, I can't even be bothered to finish it