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November 15, 2005

The Massive, huge annoying–ness of Anti–Narrative

I'm sorry but I feel the need to get this off my chest. What precisely is the point of encouraging people to spend several hours constructing something which makes no logical sense. Whatsoever. And any logical sense which is in there is boring as hell. Becuase its a fluke. And trying ti write something out of a list of a hundred words, which don't include the worlds 'and' or 'the' is basically impossible. Trust me. Or don't. In fact, try for yourself. The words are:

I
Thou
We
This
That
Who
What
Not
All
Many
One
Two
Big
Long
Small
Woman
Man
Person
Bird
Dog
Louse
Tree
Seed
Leaf
Root
Bark
Skin
Meat
Blood
Bone
Fat (n)
Fire
Egg
Horn
Tail
Feather
Fish
Hair
Head
eye
Ear
Fingernail
Nose
Mouth
Tooth
Tongue
Foot
KNee
Hand
Belly
Neck
Breast
Heart
Liver
Drink
Eat
Bite
See
Hear
Know
Sleep
Die
Kill
Swim
Fly (v)
Walk
Come
Lie
Sit
Stand
Give
Say
Sun
Moon
Star
Water
Rain
Stone
Sand
Earth
Cloud
Smoke
AShes
Burn
Road
Mountain
Red
Green
Yellow
White
Black
Night
Warm
Cold
Full
New
Good
ROund
Dry
Name

SO go on, try it. Its bloody impossible – unless you like lists. Of course, if you do manage it, please let me know, so I can steal your work and pass it off as my own – i mean, appreciate your talent and take it to show one of my tutors who will be uber-impressed. Obviously.

Oooh, it was the AllNighter at the weekend. That was fun! There were lots of people, and it went on forever. Very sleepy-making that. But I think I'm recovered now. Well, except the long lasting psychological scarring that is. Oh Well, can't have everything.

Oooh – even more exciting, Andrew and Monica have had their baby. Its a bit scary. He's called James and everyones very healthy and excited about it. I still can't quite believe it, but thats cause i'm a feckless student and don't think about those kinds of things. Eeew. Thinking of things growing inside you. Alien moment. Bacteria. Babies? I dunno. I think I approve wholeheartedly of contraception.


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