March 02, 2005

Regret No. 1

Ever fancied ordering pizza at midnight, the perfect way to sustain an all night cramming session? Well this was shared by me and 3 other people last night, and around 12–30 the DeMaggios man arrived with 4 supersized pizzas (Buy one get one free).

Turned out that due to other peoples vegetarian diets and other preferences we had 2 Margheritas, a Mexicano (very spicey) and a Kebab Special…

Now eating a pizza covered in chilli sauce and donnor meat, along with one covered in spicy jalapino peppers is not a good idea at 1am. Although the taste can only be described as lush the morning effects arent!

The phrases "ring of fire" and "could shit through the eye of a needle" come to mind… I dont think my arse has ever hurt so much… how to gay people do it?!


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  1. LOL!!! That, my friend, has given me the biggest laugh of the week so far. Fantastic!! Hope your arse has recovered now.

    02 Mar 2005, 13:11

  2. Woah woah woah. I would just like to point out the transparency of your throwing in a gay reference for a cheap laugh. In what way does shit coming out of your arse compare with having a cock put up your arse?? In future please think your poor jokes through properly. Thank you.

    02 Mar 2005, 16:10


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