Regret No. 1
Ever fancied ordering pizza at midnight, the perfect way to sustain an all night cramming session? Well this was shared by me and 3 other people last night, and around 12–30 the DeMaggios man arrived with 4 supersized pizzas (Buy one get one free).
Turned out that due to other peoples vegetarian diets and other preferences we had 2 Margheritas, a Mexicano (very spicey) and a Kebab Special…
Now eating a pizza covered in chilli sauce and donnor meat, along with one covered in spicy jalapino peppers is not a good idea at 1am. Although the taste can only be described as lush the morning effects arent!
The phrases "ring of fire" and "could shit through the eye of a needle" come to mind… I dont think my arse has ever hurt so much… how to gay people do it?!