I heard a funny story yesterday…ok, well i found it so…. So an elderly lady made the profound statement that she’s applied anti-wrinkle cream with the same hand for 40 years, and yet when comparing her hands, they’re both as damn wrinkly as each other!!!!.... :-)
July 31, 2006
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January 17, 2006
Went to top-b last night. Oh dear. It really isn't like the old days is it? I know I'm in fear of becoming a grumpy old man, but I don't care. Club-styleeee music (sorry I'm not up with the terminology like trance and the such like – loser I know – but surely a garage is something for a car and a house is somewhere for people to live?) just isn't top-b. It has a time and a place i agree, but top b is cheese? Yes?!....
Anyway – quote of the night goes to me…." Ah yes…cryfield 3 thats the one with a CH3 sign – a methyl group….".....once again – the word loser springs to mind. Also had a 'hilarious' (one of those you had to be there moments) conversation with my housemate in reference to said quote walking to work this morning….something about water being the most terrible of housemates – such a bipolar personality…. my god….how sad are we?
December 07, 2005
Ok, so we've all watched them, and become embarrasingly addicted to them right? I'm talking about those annoyingly addictive reality tv shows like 'Big Brother' and 'I'm a Celebrity'...Well this year I thought of a clever twist to put the sparkle back into these rather dwindling so-called 'intriguining insights into real-life'.
Here's the deal – Take your 10 randomly selected people from 'all walks of life', tell them they're going to be on tv 24/7 and one of them will be a big star when the come out. Then shove them in a small house with some fake cctv cameras, and leave them. Take one of them out every week and let them in on the prank. Clever? I think we should start a petition and send it to these reality tv companies and see what they say…