All entries for August 2005

August 19, 2005

Shaft

Question.
If it takes 1 man 2 hours to move 1 ton of coal* 12 meters; then how bloody knackered is he afterwards?

Answer.
Very, and yet no closer to being recognised as blaxploitation star John Shaft, which is in a way even sadder than the continuing back pain…

*yes i come from an evil household that has a coal fire and pollutes the earth. And yes the many connotations about polluters are correct – we regularly feast on fluffy kittens and soddomise small animals, also we smell of wee.


August 13, 2005

Poll

Euk i just got up really early to make the day last longer and make the most of it, but i have no ide whatsoever to do with it. Curretly i am reading a book (interposed with writng this). This time last week i was at a friends and i still havent quite gotten used to the idea of being back, a jobless only child, who needs to plan things with friends days in advance to make anything actually happen.

Anyway, I am interested to know what the rwest of you fine ladies and gentleman and walking abominations get up to with your days. Post the activity yiou think bast describes your day and i will do my best to keep soe form of accurate graph posted, and then at the end i will know what to dowith the rest of my holidays…

Options are

[A] Working at some form of job
[B] Computer gaming or internet trawling or other CPU based fun
[C] Seeing friends
[D] Being with/visiting family
[E] some form of solo activity such as reading
[F] Anything mildly different from what i have covered here - please specify

Thankyou for taking time to fill out thiss survey. you are a much valued customer.


August 08, 2005

My body need to go back to the manufacturersÖ

Well obviously its needed that for years with some metabolism overclocking due and possibly a sports bodykit. However now the very bios seems to have become corrupted; I feel sad at random intervals, find a constant longing for companionship and have a negativity that even alcohol cannot cure. I donít know how this file corruption occurred, but I really wish it would heal soon as it just leaves me feeling like smeg and wanting to constantly offine and defrag.

Possible sources of this glitch I suspect are having my parents gone away and left me at home which really should be a good thing but makes me feel so lonely it is positively unhealthy. I recently spent time staying at a good friendís and had company pretty much from waking to going to sleep, maybe itís the change from that. Possibly it could be that im worrying about getting back into warwick, and what will happen to all my friendships if I fail my resits. Odd as it may seem I half wish I had a job just for something to occupy my time.

If I concentrate and devote a lot of memory to it I can block out this gloom bug, but unless I find some permenant solution my whole brain may need to be formatted.

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On a more upbeat note, heres the house i stayed in, it is quite similar to Dans Happy House


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