All entries for May 2005
May 28, 2005
I just found a secret room, ala secret area in a tombraider game, in engineering. It had free coffee and tea, with millions of stirrers, packets of sugar and those little milk cartons. Yay for discovery.
I also just failed ES1803 Energy Measurement and Control
Drown sorrows in piazza anyone?
May 20, 2005
“If I lose my temper, you're totalled man.”
May 17, 2005
"They didn't like me, they never liked me!
May 13, 2005
May 11, 2005
Here’s a quick guide to how to totally loose 50 hours.
Thursday. Work variously at engineering projects such as a model dragster and modular laser death. Then, after a trip to the sweet warehouse with Doctor Love, move over to the arts centre for coffee and steamy hot social intercourse…..Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Then progress to have Spaghetti and a tramp style litre can of beer at Andy’s whilst locking one member of the group outside until capitulate and go buy more pasta. Anticipate the general elections result coverage and move to watch it at the students union; only to find that firstly the union in their infinite brilliance are only able to screen a greyscale and muted version, and if there was anything to hear you would not be able to due to the utter rubbishness that is a RAW live broadcast in the centre of Cholo. At kicking out time, persuade a friend of a friend to drive you and Julz to another friend’s house in Leamington and watch the elections there until they finish and both countdown and The Hoobs have been on. Mock Julz before sleeping
Sleep. Unknowingly disturb Tash when she wakes up to find a random person asleep on her sofa.
Friday. Wake up in a deserted seeming house. Look around for people. Fail. Start to clean up, call up to Nic about 3 times before getting an answer that she wants coffee. Take it up to find her still as good as asleep. Drop shoe in Julz’ coffee. Make a trip back to campus to pick up supplies. On the way back curse Leam’s hideous traffic. Attempt to hoover with a vacuum cleaner that some fool has removed the bag from. Have party, eat drink, do other stuff. Watch Julz give Becca some unwanted attention. Have post midnight tidying session with Matt. Go to sleep on floor with Steve on sofa and Julz lurking somewhere. Get woken up by Julz dropping Steve’s coat on my head and Steve on my body as he steals the sofa.
Saturday. Wake up. Do a lot more tidying and washing up (I have an ungodly obsession with washing up). Eat spare sausages and burgers. Fester on Sofa, under duvet with coffee. Watch Aladdin and Charlie and the Chocolate factory participate in an icing fight started by Tash, watch Julz loose. Team up with Steve in a tag team wrestling match for the remote (we’re men and so have a God-given right to the control, plus Tash cheated by walking on Steve’s spine). Hold an after-party where we clean more thoroughly than before and watch Dr Who. Get hair straightened and finally leave the immense pull of number 27.
Regret not having gone to the Goat Brothel as previously planned