Shaft

Question.
If it takes 1 man 2 hours to move 1 ton of coal* 12 meters; then how bloody knackered is he afterwards?

Answer.
Very, and yet no closer to being recognised as blaxploitation star John Shaft, which is in a way even sadder than the continuing back pain…

*yes i come from an evil household that has a coal fire and pollutes the earth. And yes the many connotations about polluters are correct – we regularly feast on fluffy kittens and soddomise small animals, also we smell of wee.

: 19 Aug 2005 20:16 |  Comments (0) |  Report a problem