June 15, 2005


Follow-up to Facts you should know from I hate therefore I am

Hello. Firstly on a serious note i have a few more points about why i am a complete poo to add to the reasons from before

  • I never realise what i have or how precious something is until ive lost it
  • Sometimes i say things without thinking and these things are really hurtfull
  • I make people lose The Game a lot
  • I cause those around me to become depressed

Right. Now for the meat of this blog. Recently i was a complete twat. I said something, which made someone else very sad, which made me sad; which is the state i am in now. Now where antibiotics or lithium are not available, laughter is said to be the best medicine. Therefore make me better and able to get back fully into hating all of you, by telling me a joke.

Tell me your best joke; Go on. I dares ya.

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  1. Well, I have no idea who you are, but here's my best shot:

    What's the difference between this joke and a window-cleaner who's scared of heights?
    The window-cleaner will only work on one level.

    16 Jun 2005, 00:52

  2. I am an engineer and a bad man.

    He he he
    That was a nice joke – worked well to take my mind off of things

    16 Jun 2005, 01:07

  3. Damn the Game!

    16 Jun 2005, 03:19

  4. John Dale

    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar, and the barman says "Is this some sort of joke?".

    16 Jun 2005, 08:39

  5. Steve Morrison

    I'm coming home soon Paul and i shall tickle ye with glee seeing as i havent seen you since christmas. To subs it is, tally ho! Snd me a txt if you want to go out sometime.

    16 Jun 2005, 12:21

  6. Simon: You made me lose :-(

    John: haha an old spin on an older classic format

    Steve: well you weren't really trying – whilst the idea of getting a certain couple of huys to go out to subs is quite funny but its too much of an In-Joke to appeal to outsiders

    17 Jun 2005, 02:04

  7. Steve

    fairy nuff

    17 Jun 2005, 21:13

  8. damn you. I don't even know who you are, but you just made me lose the game.

    23 Jun 2005, 17:23

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