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March 03, 2006

The Learning grid

The learning grid is an odd place.
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It might or might not be on central campus.
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There are stand up internet terminals and invisible Nazis who move things after 30 mins
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You are allowed hot drinks near the computers but not hot food.
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There are always new friends in here even at 6am. Friends like mr pen and mr desk
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It is friendly and warm the sort of place to find bunnies and paedophiles
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Pictures on the walls are made of living electronic plastic and light up
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Someone is asleep. He is wearing a nasty looking jersy
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None of the mice work. Theyv'e all been used by sociologists. And Baal

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I want food. Food wants me. We will get married

There are tables on wheels that look like minature alien robots
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Ross Kemp designed the learning grid but threw it away for being too wussy. He designed it whilst he was ill and off form
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The learning grid made me become 178.2% more effective and i wrote 2253 words that i didnt need to.

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I need to go now as the chicken is coming to get me
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