All entries for Saturday 23 August 2008

Discontinued

Hey guys and girls,

It will come to most of you as a fairly grim point on the social calendar, but tonight – from a yuppie conference room in a Memphis hotel, I have deleted everything I’ve written up here on Warwick blogs for the past 3 years.

Partly because in your orange shirt you look like a better happier St. Sebastian. Partly because of my love for you, partly because of your love for yoghurt. Partly because of the fluoresent orange tulips around the birches. Partly because of the secrecy our smiles take on before people and statuary.

Mainly though, because I don’t want some pupil of mine finding my writing a year or two from now and discovering what a fatuous character their English teacher really is.

I would also like to thank my Parents, God, everyone who believed in me through the difficult times and everyone who helped make this blog the world-changing international phenomenom that it is. It’s hard to believe that in just 3 short years I have achieved a readership of almost 6 people. Suck on that, anyone who said I’d never make it!

Yours,

Phil Brown

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