## May 02, 2005

### Helllo…

It's come to my attention that people actually look here and read stuff I've written. Go me.

So I thought it was time I added some more things for your general entertainment/perusal. Theres a few more pictures. They're quite fun.
I'm guessing most people will have read/ be aware of Mr. Carter's banned work, and probably picked at its edges a bit. I just found it funny and reassuring that I'm not the only one who is galled by the general suckiness of the vast majority of others. (disclaimer: this is of course subjective and depends on the individual point of view, the self/other duality etc.). But what I found funniest was the fact he was practically giving a police-match description of one of my housemates. I'll get a pic of her bedroom at some point. I was never aware of some of the tack the Winnie the Pooh merchandisers have churned out over the years but sure enough, most of it seems to have gravitated to her shelves. I mean, a novelty phone? We can't even make outgoing calls on the landline!

Bah. Don't mind me, I'm in a rubbish mood. I'll put something slightly more constructive/informative up here sometime soon, hon-est

### 26 comments by 1 or more people

1. :-O there really isn't that much winnie the pooh stuff in my room paul! i just like it to be homely!

03 May 2005, 10:15

2. Yikes! Looks like shes on to me readers!

03 May 2005, 15:55

3. Use the power of the spatula!!! Godspeed.

08 May 2005, 22:23

4. #### Ashley pereria

I am horney.
You make me horney.
I love sex.

10 Jun 2005, 18:44

5. Wow, THE Ashley Pereria? I'm flattered, I really am. You can be my internet equivalent of whoever it is who keeps giving me harrassing calls at unspeakable hours of the morning asking if I've seen their melon-headed hamster. I think its prison language for something.

12 Jun 2005, 02:21

6. #### Mr. Cumderdale

u smell like a goat on a hot summer day.
but u have yet to eat your beef stroganoff!!!

20 Apr 2006, 15:06

7. #### Camilla

I agree with mr.cumberdale. I much like the smell of hot goats. But the beef stroganoff, a bit crazy, don't you think?!? I would like to tell you my life story. I was born, on a day just like today. it was full of joy and love. I was a good looking baby, small nose, fat, ginormous arms. And to think, y mother threw me out of a balcony in calafornia to see if I had the dominent gene my father had. To bounce around like jelly. Turns out I didn't. Fortunatelly, I was wearing me signature helmate, the one that says Dunce. My sister lulu refuses to tell me what it means. I hae a crush on zac efron. We will get maried and have a child named cazachra. thats camilla andzac put together. We will ….ah, fantasies!!! I know a person from my highschool, cristina almeida, as I recall. we would laugh, play games together, and go to the occasional party. with guys.she loved playing with the guys!!! I told her I would never tell a soul, but I was a terrible friend, I never let the guys ave a turn with her. hahaha. we loved to watch movies togeth, but thats a different storie. check back on june 1st, Cammy

27 May 2006, 21:45

8. #### Camilla

Well, It's time again!!! Time for a knew installment on: Me and Myself. so, one day I was walking through the forest when i saw a frog. the frog jumped on me, and i screamed AHHH!!!! so then i left the forest.

new new, real story on 5th!!!

01 Jun 2006, 22:10

9. #### Camilla

The school banging.
Once opon a time, my friend and I were walking outside our elementery school, luuluu mcdurban elementery. so we were wakin around wen we saw sum1 get banged. It coninued for only a few seconds, a quick, meaningless bang. there was only one person involved, since he was baging his own mouth, without the help of another. the only other thing was a pole, long and firm. it had to be firm to withstand the vigeris bangs and spontainius slams. the next day he had brusis everywhere, if he hadn't have tripped, he never would have hit his face on that pole. poor guy.

Now it's funnie cus u thought of sex but it was really just that he hit his head. lmao u pervs!!!

look @ this:

$f(x)=\int_{-\infty}^xe^{-t^2}dt$ thanks you

05 Jun 2006, 03:16

10. #### Camilla

Well, I have recently had some coments emailed to me about todays story.
I did it yesterday. Sorry about the confusion, but yesterday, I just had the time.
new story tomorow

06 Jun 2006, 00:27

11. #### Camilla

Ya sorry I have no time fore a story. So I just want to thank all of my fans. So, If You have fan mail, hate mail, or anything else, I will post my e–mail address later today.

08 Jun 2006, 17:22

12. #### Camilla

i ♥ sex! call me at
1204911!!!!!

08 Jun 2006, 17:24

13. #### poo

hi

09 Jun 2006, 20:00

14. #### poo2

helllo

09 Jun 2006, 20:01

15. #### poo2

helllo again

09 Jun 2006, 20:01

16. #### hreyete

;_; go on neopets today after 5

09 Jun 2006, 20:02

17. #### kk i will if im not @ my dads yet.

the answers in my name ;)

09 Jun 2006, 20:02

18. #### help me

hihi okay so watcha doin man?!? kk so l8ter ma home dawg… Jules

12 Jun 2006, 19:53

19. #### helllo

helllo there!!! I'm so pleased to announce u r not smelly.

03 Jul 2006, 22:45

20. #### earl

01 Aug 2006, 03:47

21. #### boz

01 Aug 2006, 03:48

22. #### jimbo

hello there wizz fans.anybody know why my dog is gay?

09 Mar 2007, 20:29

23. #### candy

hello how are you just so you know i love sex 2

16 Apr 2007, 17:32

24. #### candy

what have yall been up 2

16 Apr 2007, 17:35

25. #### hmmm

hmmmm just thought you might like to know i am one of the most random people who you would ever meet and i dont even know what this is that i am doing so yeah!!! haha SEX

07 May 2007, 07:25

26. #### hmmmm

your are not cool ahha just joking lol :D

07 May 2007, 07:28

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