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June 11, 2005

Family Guy

(Peter slowly raises up a comic book into his line of sight while he is driving.)
Peter (to himself): "Hehehehehe…..Look at all those hamburgers. You can't eat all those hamburgers, you stupid fella (car veers off the road). Oh geeze! (Peter swerves the car back on the road and then slowly raises up the comic book again). Uh! He's gonna do it! Oh he is SO ridiculous—you hear me, you ridiculous man?" (Car crashes into tree.)

The polo theory of how well exams go

I've always hated exams, mainly because I can never tell how they go. As a young boy as I always used to think they went well, mainly due to the elation of finishing the exam, and then they would go badly…

So I now refrain from saying how they went.

Except the other day I came up with a way of telling:

I take a pack of spearmint polos in with me to all exams. I always have one whilst Im reading the questions. So thats one polo down.

If its a bad exam, I will not be writing much, mainly thinking about what Im supposed to be doing. And at this point I will be stuffing more polos down my throat. For instance, Psychobiology, was a 5–6 polo exam.

All the others have been 1–2, because I have no time to eat them, Im engrossed in what Im writing and thinking about the rest of the essay.

Hopefully today's exam will just be a 1 polo exam, but Im thinking it might be more of a 3 polo.


Family Guy

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?
Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

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