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January 08, 2006

Day 1 at: Poke–Your–Eye–Out School

I am utterly useless at putting on contact lenses. I seemed to have got them everywhere and every surface except my eyes. I now realise why Vision Express sent me 30 pairs instead of 10. They knew I'd be a retard and drop them everywhere (I've gone through 3 pairs just for one day). It took the help of both my sisters' guidance to get them in. Are they inverted? Your closing your eyelids again! Go on, POKE DAMMIT!
The opticians do teach you in a special room in the shop, where you go head-to-head with other customers to overcome the natural human reaction of the dislike of putting objects in your eyes. 3 weeks have passed and I can't remember anything they taught me.

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