"Ah, I am so glad you aff found me, mon amis. I am ze renowned sociologist and surprisingly attractive Frenchman Pierre Bourdieu. I am at the peak of my talents - both intellectual and those related to the general field of being charming. Please locate your capacity for being impressed - we have much to discuss. "
"Mon dieu! The years aff really taken their toll. I remain relevant yet still a little longer. But nothing is forever. Remember Pierre!"