Tardan Stallions Match 8: Stats and Facts
Tardan Stallions vs Spa Town Harriers
Played 4pm Friday 11th February 2005
Venue: Westwood Old Astro 2
An FA inquiry into this game adjudged that the 3 ineligible players fielded by Spa Town Harriers
a) Bore no resemblence whatever to Ryan Giggs
b) Were by far the best players for the opposition
c) Were "nobbers" under rule 6, paragraph 3 subclause (c) "Don't argue about the rules the team you're allegedly playing for have set out when you are in breach of them. You bell ends."
The FA also noted that they couldn't be fucked to do anything about the result, namely a 15–4 drubbing.
Shit.
Starting Line Up:
David Pickles [GK]
Nathaniel Christopher
Owen Bellamy
Mark Hadris
Stephen Pond
Substitutes:
Daniel Baker
Daniel O'Flynn
Goal Scorers:
Stephen Pond (4)
Man of the Match:
Stephen Pond – For 3 top drawer goals. And one shit one.
Attendance 5:
Gabrielle Frith
Kimberley Goddard
Eloise Moir-Ford
Katie Moreton
Debbie Simcock
11 Feb 2005 18:32
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Hooray, Hooray, Hooray! Thanks Nayfe!
11 Feb 2005, 22:42
I've added a (shit) match report for our last game. However, it's off the bottom of the page, thanks to the dilligence of our club shop staff. But it's there and it's BLOODY funny. In a way.
18 Feb 2005, 12:35
Mark
This is a very valid match report, bravo
18 Feb 2005, 17:55
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