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Stallion Chants

Here are some chants which the supporters might care to use:
"He's here, he's there, he's every bloody where, Hadris, Hadris."

"Who ate all the pies? Who ate all the pies? Nayfe."

"Pondo is from Ashby, he doesn't wear a hat, he lives with Nayfe and Pickles, in a Tocil flat. He scores 'em with his left foot, he scores 'em with his right, and when we're playing to-oast he scores all bloody night."

"Super, super Dan, super, super Dan, super, super Dan, super Danny Baker"

"They call him Owen, for that is his name. Bellamy's his surname, and football's his game. If born in the 70's he'd have worn a medallion, but given he wasn't, instead he's a stallion."

To the tune of "Hi Ho Silver Lining":
"We are bloody rubbish baby. You know it's true. Knocking it around for hours. Down on astro 2. Didn't win a game last season. Doesn't bother us though. That is why we all are singing. Just to let you know. That we're HI HO TARDAN STALLIONS. Anywhere you go now baby, can't find a word to rhyme with stallions, but I won't make a fuss, cos it's not obvious."

To the tune of Copacabana…
"His name is Mark, he is a legend
With skills like Pele in his prime and a charm simply divine
He would do Cruyff turns and shoot some volleys
And while he is a famous star, he still turns up to The Bar
Across a crowded floor, the ladies all want more
They all end up fighting over him
Who could ask for more?
At the Stallions, the Tardan Stallions
The hottest team north of main campus
At the Stallions, the Tardan Stallions
Football and passion are always the fashion
At the Stallions… they play like Gods
His name is Nayfe, he is a no-one,
With skills like Proudlock at his worst, and a haircut like Geoff Hurst,
He hoof the ball up, and make a balls up,
And while he cannot play for shit, he really thinks he's "it"
Across a crowded floor, the ladies all abhor,
Then they do a runner
Who could ask for more?
At the Stallions, the Tardan Stallions
The hottest team north of main campus
At the Stallions, the Tardan Stallions
Football and passion are always the fashion
At the Stallions… they play like Gods"

"We're shit till we die, oh we're shit till we die, we know we are, we're sure we are, we'll be shit till we die.

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