Is the Earth's Oxygen Supply Running Short?
I got this in an email the other day. I'm not sure if this is a fake or not so I'd better send it on and spam my friends just in case!
Hey it is Bill and Bob the directors of Hot-Air, sorry for the interruption but the Earth’s oxygen supply is closing down. This is because too many inconsiderate people are taking up all the air (eg. doing lots of exercise and breathing more); we only have 578 molecules left. If you would like to disconnect your lungs do not send this message on. If you would like to keep breathing, then piss off all your friends by sending it to everyone on your contacts list. This is no joke; we will be shutting down the supplies. Send it on, thanks.
If you don’t send this message then you will no longer be able to breathe, or it will cost you £10.00 a month to do so.
Now you know what to do. Please don’t just forward this or reply. Copy it in to a new email to avoid having loads of arrows in the text. Because that would be annoying.
13 Apr 2006 15:57
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[Skip to the latest comment]Christopher Rossdale
I blame porn on the internet, it's all that heavy breathing
13 Apr 2006, 17:01
Nu-uh, you don't fool me with that one. I mean, if this was, like, uh, real, then it would have like, way more spelling mistakes and be a lot less grammatically correct. In this the full stops are in the right places and everything. I mean, like duh.
:-)
13 Apr 2006, 19:45
5!
13 Apr 2006, 23:52
It's hard to think of anything you can't blame porn for – perhaps broccoli?
Fair point – perhaps the semi-colons were going a bit far.
3 + 2?
14 Apr 2006, 08:50
5 = 101 in binary = LOL in 1337speak.
Yes, I'm that sad.
15 Apr 2006, 01:34
Michelle
I’d like to know what sort of an idiot would start that e-mail – I am wasting time reading this crap when I am supposed to be researching oxygen for chemistry. Does it make you happy that this is the first thing that came up when I typed in “oxygen and running” on dogpile.com? Because it doesn’t make me happy, it pisses me off that junk like this can even be on the internet!
11 Oct 2006, 19:03
That’s because you are a fucking noob.
5!
12 Oct 2006, 16:44
COMEDY BOMB
I HAVE A COLLECTION OF GLASS BOATS
03 Jul 2007, 03:04
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