A question for scientists
The sun is:
- roughly 15 million degrees celsius
- turns around 4 million tons of Hydrogen into energy evey second
- approximately 109 times wider than the Earth
- 2×1027 tons heavy
My question is: if it's so great and so full of energy, why can't it be arsed to get up before half seven? Lazy fucker.
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[Skip to the latest comment]The sun is around 4.5 billion years old and will remain in its current state for about another 5 billion before doing the whole temperamental star -> red giant -> white dwarf thing. We can equate this to going a bit senile (aged, say, 45 in human years) so the sun is still in its very early twenties.
This explains the phenomenon perfectly, as you'll see in a joint article in next week's New Scientist and Stereotyping Older People magazines.
14 Nov 2005, 19:46
Ah, I see. It all makes much more sense now. How come none of the websites I looked at told me that?
14 Nov 2005, 19:53
Cos it's only very recent research that only a very few have been given access to. I heard about it through my work in the Solar Physics group on my project. I can only assume that Mr Young has people on the inside ;)
14 Nov 2005, 20:13
Nice.
You mean to say that Simon is pregnant?
14 Nov 2005, 20:21
sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's not being unveiled for another 9 months!
14 Nov 2005, 20:46
Where's the 'paranoia' emoticon when you need it?
14 Nov 2005, 22:40
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