All entries for Saturday 18 June 2005

Neurosis

It's coming up to the end of the academic year. If you're neurotic like me this means you have to use up every last bit of food and all disposable items. The result is some interesting meals and perculiar behaviour…

Mike on food

"Gravy on pizza? Why not?"

"Cheese and tomato usually go well together, so cheese mixed with spaghetti hoops must work."

"I've always wondered what it would be like to eat 1/5 of a jar of oregano."

"I think there's some toast underneath this butter somewhere."

"Tomato Puree on waffles, mmmm"

Mike on drinks

"Damn! I accidentally forgot that I made a cup of tea fifteen minutes ago and now it's gone cold. Oh well, better make another."

"Surely milk can be used as a mixer."

"Whoops! I appear to have spilt my drink, again. I am clumsy tonight. Better get the kitchen towel out."

Mike on soap

"My hands might be bleeding but I wanted to be sure that they were clean."

…I have no idea why I don't just take the stuff home with me.

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