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April 13, 2005

Vertigo and Bears

You wouldn't believe the day I had…

Starts off reasonable: I'm queueing in a shop check out to buy a badge. I decide I want a T-shirt. I can't find the T-shirts so decide to just buy the badge, but am now at the back of a long queue, someone points out to me that the T-shirts are on the 2nd floor.

A little perculiar, but still sorta tenable: I go to the 2nd floor, but end up way higher than that. It's on a number of platforms, to get between the platforms you have to walk along ridiculously small bridges that would be easy to fall off and plummet to you death. I get vertigo.

Okay...: Someone jumps from one of the platforms to mock my vertigo, but they fail to make it to the otherside and fall, poor bastard.

Why build a shop there?: I leave the shop (it's in the middle of the forest) and I walk along the road towards the car park.

Okay, alarm bells starting to ring: There's loads of armed guards standing by the forest. I ask what they are doing, "Guarding for bears". uh… ok

The scary part I walk faster to get to the car and away from the bears, but one sees me and chases me. Eeek! I run into the car park and it's still after me. I get to my car in the nick of time and drive off, but the damn car's being slow, I'm running out a petrol! Nooo…

And then I wake up. How can I have a dream that starts off with something as mundane as buying a badge, yet ends up with being chased by a bear? What the hell's wrong with me?


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