All entries for November 2005
November 27, 2005
Writing about web page http://www.googlism.com/index.htm
Enter your name into the Googlism site and be told what google finds about you in a lovely list. Well I for one couldn't resist the temptation of yet more procrastination to delay work for tomorrows essay deadline. So here's a sample of what Google thinks of Mia:
- Mia is £7
- Mia is a fisting slut
- Mia is just mad that she drives a ford
- Mia is back for her lesson two where she wants to learn to take two hands in her *ss and c*nt
- Mia is developing some sort of weird crush on michael
- Mia is a beautiful
- Mia is now pulling herself up onto anything that lets her
- Mia is visited almost every day by a pod of wild bottle nosed dolphins who swim in from the bay
- Mia is an endearing little mouse who lives in the attic of an old victorian house and barely survives when her home catches on fire
- mia is suitable for either boys or girls
I haven't laughed that much in a while. But now I have to find out who out there is muddying my name!!
And I admit to no more than one of the above.
it's so obviously the dolphin one...
November 26, 2005
stare straight through the image as if looking inside to the back of your monitor. A third three-dimensional image should appear in the middle of your line of sight.
Cool huh? :)
November 22, 2005
never bet against a simian. They're bloody lucky buggers.
Still working on the demonic biochem essay.
Seriously. It tried to destroy the world by summoning the demon fires of cthulhu the other day. "Only ordering a pizza" my ass, what kind of fool does it take me for...
November 21, 2005
November 20, 2005
Posting old artwork because I really should be working…
November 19, 2005
This morning, on waking, I discovered strange and mysterious etchings on my wrist in blue biro. Scribbles that appeared to be some kind of graph/suicide diagram. Ruling out self harm (I may be single but I'm not desperate) and settling on the idea of a graph, it all suddenly came flooding back. What you see below is pure 3am insight in graphic form (captured on my wrist lest I forget).
The original is daubed on the rear windows of some number 12 bus, so it's in circulation somewhere, shining it's graph goodness on coventry as it speeds past.
The inspiration and clarity that dawned on our small party of revelers last night was simply this. Overall bastard levels remain constant, it is simply intake of alcohol that makes one more susceptable. Standards are sigmoid and can withstand alcohol to some extent without plummeting (at point x) until they pass amount y, at which point you really could do much better. Men pulled in the shaded region are less likely to to cause as much shame in the morning. But the time you've actually reached the x-axis pulling isn't as much of a concern as actually managing to at least stand up.
The same kind of logic was explained by Tom in the form of a marking system (developed with Gareth) with "the pint" as a basic unit. This basically charts the number of pints (P) that would have to be consumed before a woman became attractive enough to sleep with. Negative P scores are excellent.
In conclusion, I am cold and I want a nice cup of tea and a biscuit before I freeze over completely. Also pasta = love, don't forget it.
Jam, jam, jam, jam, jam...
Now with added caption competition fun!
What more can I say, the tastiest candy on offer was the sweetie necklace on sale at the RAG stand. :| And secondly, what was up with the music eh? Tragic.
So come on, captions please! make me laugh :)
November 16, 2005
… or "Why Neither The Basil Nor The Microwave Made It To Second Year."
November 15, 2005
ahahahahahahaha… I bet you thought this was going to be interesting.
Tough. It's not. Anyway heres a diagram of how the diffusable limb bud morphogen Sonic Hedgehog (Shh) interacts with other proteins in the Zone of Polarising Activity and Apical Ectodermal Ridge during the determination and development of the antero-posterior axis in vertebrate limbs.
You're welcome to use this diagram except that it's quite awful looking really so I wouldn't recommend it.