Whatchamicallits and thingamidoodles
Nominal aphasia. Ah yes, this should make
tomorrow's today's presentation nice and interesting… Guests are more than welcome but seeing as the subject is "Quality control in the bacterial periplasm" I think a slow and painful death is infinitely preferable. I'd go for it. Well, I would if i wasn't so sure that our head of studies had links to powerful friends in hell*... So, just for the moment, staying alive seems a more attractive option :s
* Seriously, who keeps Hieronymus Bosch prints in their office as motivational images?! dude, it is seriously offputting.