November 27, 2005

What does google think of you?

Writing about web page http://www.googlism.com/index.htm

Enter your name into the Googlism site and be told what google finds about you in a lovely list. Well I for one couldn't resist the temptation of yet more procrastination to delay work for tomorrows essay deadline. So here's a sample of what Google thinks of Mia:

  • Mia is £7
  • Mia is a fisting slut
  • Mia is just mad that she drives a ford
  • Mia is back for her lesson two where she wants to learn to take two hands in her *ss and c*nt
  • Mia is developing some sort of weird crush on michael
  • Mia is a beautiful
  • Mia is now pulling herself up onto anything that lets her
  • Mia is visited almost every day by a pod of wild bottle nosed dolphins who swim in from the bay
  • Mia is an endearing little mouse who lives in the attic of an old victorian house and barely survives when her home catches on fire
  • mia is suitable for either boys or girls

I haven't laughed that much in a while. But now I have to find out who out there is muddying my name!!

And I admit to no more than one of the above.
it's so obviously the dolphin one...

M xxx


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  1. Mathew Mannion

    Mia is a beautiful

    Well it got one of them right

    27 Nov 2005, 20:18

  2. Mia is £7

    Two right. I saw her on sale in Fopp.

    27 Nov 2005, 21:16

  3. Mia is visited almost every day by a pod of wild bottle nosed dolphins who swim in from the bay

    Three, surely.

    27 Nov 2005, 22:09

    • Mathew is brilliant
    • Holly is a goddess with a voice like snow
    • Simon is not a walrus

    Yep, all in all I'd say it was pretty accurate :D
    Although I'm not sure I want many more attributed to me!

    Still, I think we can probably get up to about six before I feel the need to start grievously injuring people…

    27 Nov 2005, 23:37

  4. gavin alexander is now betrothed to a wealthy woman
    gavin alexander is a traumatic

    Half right.

    28 Nov 2005, 04:03

  5. Yes, my voice does chill people to the bone… hehehe.

    28 Nov 2005, 09:40

  6. Mathew Mannion

    mathew is a man on the run
    mathew is reading the erotic novel
    mathew is genius

    Yep.

    mathew is nearly 3 years old now

    Yep.

    mathew is mathew
    mathew is recorded on two extant muster rolls
    mathew is meeting with nelly's camp this week to discuss a video

    Yep.

    28 Nov 2005, 13:34

  7. "Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about victoria galloway yet."

    Looks like I'm too elusive.

    28 Nov 2005, 15:50

  8. I still love my one…

    nick howes is navigating his plane attempting to break the four balloons in the least time

    08 Dec 2005, 01:59


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