October 18, 2005


What’s the word for being afraid of technology only when it’s in the hands of someone else? That person being my mother...

Exibit A: The MSN extract.
Her: what is this lol
Me: lol = laugh out loud
Me: rofl = roll on floor laughing
Me: hehehe
Her: rofl
Her: I like that
Me: 8-) oh dear, what have i unleashed….
Her: rofl
Her: rofl
Her: rofl
Her: rofl
Her: rofl
Her: yes I like it
Her: rofl
Her: rofl
Her: flor
Her: sorry rofl
Her Friend: Please control youself

Yes ladies and gentlemen, inside my mother is a 13 year old AOL spammer just dying to get out and wreak havok on the world. Or at least she will as soon as she learns how to change her name on MSN. Soon the world will be her slimy goop-filled, externally calcified mollusc.

Be afraid… be very afraid…

M xxx

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  1. at least your mum doesnt hog the computer just to play virtual card games. now when i need it ( at home this is) its a messy affair, virtual cards are everywhere. oh the humanity.

    sunflowers :)

    18 Oct 2005, 15:09

  2. #Now I ain't saying she' a gold digger#

    Oh, wait. Yes she is ;-)

    18 Oct 2005, 16:01

  3. My mother doesn't like technology. After i ask her a question about something the reply back shall simply be "ok" no more.

    She once asked me what the "enter" key did on a keypad. I wasn't sure wat to say.

    18 Oct 2005, 16:54

  4. Funnily enough I taught my mum how to use MSN and just minutes later my laptop decided not to run MSN so now I cannot talk to her online! Guess my brother will have to teach her rofl…

    18 Oct 2005, 17:03

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