What’s the word for being afraid of technology only when it’s in the hands of someone else? That person being my mother...
Exibit A: The MSN extract.
Her: what is this lol
Me: lol = laugh out loud
Me: rofl = roll on floor laughing
Her: I like that
Me: 8-) oh dear, what have i unleashed….
Her: yes I like it
Her: sorry rofl
Her Friend: Please control youself
Yes ladies and gentlemen, inside my mother is a 13 year old AOL spammer just dying to get out and wreak havok on the world. Or at least she will as soon as she learns how to change her name on MSN. Soon the world will be her slimy goop-filled, externally calcified mollusc.
Be afraid… be very afraid…