My brother is funny. Quoth he:
I was out with my friend in baggy trousers, beenie, chains, this chav comes up to me and says I hate you fucking goths and grungers. so I said. "Wo, hey I'm not a grunger I'm just dressed up like one so I can infiltrate into their gang then get them back.
Well, he took it hook line and sinker…
Lee, this is what makes you my favourite sibling; All those stories you bring back from the Windsor ghetto… Yeah he has some strange ones, on his birthday a chav did a "drive-by" on him. With an apple.
I mean honestly… who throws an apple?!