October 18, 2005

Stealth chavs

My brother is funny. Quoth he:

I was out with my friend in baggy trousers, beenie, chains, this chav comes up to me and says I hate you fucking goths and grungers. so I said. "Wo, hey I'm not a grunger I'm just dressed up like one so I can infiltrate into their gang then get them back.
Well, he took it hook line and sinker…

Lee, this is what makes you my favourite sibling; All those stories you bring back from the Windsor ghetto… Yeah he has some strange ones, on his birthday a chav did a "drive-by" on him. With an apple.

I mean honestly… who throws an apple?!

M xxx

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  1. Better than a cupcake I spose. Or indeed a shoe

    18 Oct 2005, 21:45

  2. I don't know… you could probably eat the cupcake :|
    and it would be more inkeeping with the whole birthday theme.

    Hmmm I wonder what would have happened if Newton had been hit by a cupcake instead of an apple? The mind boggles…

    18 Oct 2005, 22:01

  3. Cupcakes don't grow on trees. A simple experiment involving planting of a cupcake will prove this to be so.

    18 Oct 2005, 22:44

  4. Don't be stupid Siggy! Everyone knows that cupcakes are the sterile fruit of mutated scone trees.

    18 Oct 2005, 23:34

  5. When i was at college someone did a "drive-by" at me and my friend with an egg. It bounced off her boob, fell onto the floor and then just broke-it was magnificent.

    19 Oct 2005, 00:47

  6. Was coming out of a rock night at a pub near me once, someone did a drive by with water balloons, except they hit the one guy in the crowd who was a chav….just happened to be walking past the pub door…unlucky..

    19 Oct 2005, 00:58

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