Rose tinted glasses
(but only the frames)
They're gorgeous, gorgeous I tell you! With infinite power to render those in their presence completely awestruck. And what's more they're mine! Mwahahahaha! Oh the havoc I will wreak under the influence of this crystal. I will make their presence felt, oh yes indeedy.
None can resist; for example…
Good grief, the unfortunate spectre of Sam the World's Ugliest Dog assaults my visage.
Shazzam! You'd never even know. Such is the potency of the glasses of glory. And they allow me to see waaaaaay into the distance in 3D! (although I'm guessing that's more to do with the fact that they actually gave me the right lenses this time…)