…So I've saved everyone's browsers the pain of displaying it all by removing it from the collections.
It's filled with this:
The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army.
2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'.
5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
6. Not allowed to play 'Pulp Fiction' with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
7. Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time.
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