June 02, 2005

Ma–hu–ssive post

…So I've saved everyone's browsers the pain of displaying it all by removing it from the collections.
It's filled with this:

The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army.
2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'.
5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.
6. Not allowed to play 'Pulp Fiction' with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
7. Not allowed to add 'In accordance with the prophesy' to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
10. Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time.

Intrigued? clicky for more.

M xxx

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  1. Hehe, I read Skippy's list a while ago… tis funny. There's a proper website dedicated to it.

    02 Jun 2005, 06:25

  2. lee

    cheers mia i needed a laugh. how about "not allowed to drink tea" thats a hard hitter

    02 Jun 2005, 11:15

  3. I can't stop laughing… I want to have this man's babies.

    Next time I go to the doc's for tests… #145/6 :D

    02 Jun 2005, 15:16

  4. Gareth

    But they are after me lucky charms!

    02 Jun 2005, 19:08

  5. Hey… Gareth, don't I know you?

    02 Jun 2005, 21:06

  6. Gareth

    Well you're not my mother, if THAT'S what you mean!

    02 Jun 2005, 21:45

  7. Phew! You had me worried for a moment there…

    02 Jun 2005, 23:00

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