November 02, 2005

I wouldn't say I'm totally useless…

… I could be used as a bad example.


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  1. rofl

    02 Nov 2005, 00:53

  2. Excellent! :-)

    02 Nov 2005, 08:42

  3. Downloaded to my funnies folder! :D

    03 Nov 2005, 23:46

  4. Should that not be Hedfük?

    I'd love to see the flat-pack come out of the box for that one.

    05 Nov 2005, 02:59

  5. It'd be no more difficult to make than any other IKEA creation as long as you follow standard procedure:

    1. tear open box, scattering contents across room.
    2. quickly locate instruction manuals and put the turkish version aside (in case of emergency) and feed the remaining ones to the dog/shredder/set fire to them.
    3. locate the alan key. Put it in a safe place. like a well or a hedge.
    4. remove the most important looking small piece of metal and throw it behind the television.
    5. now you may begin.
    6. set a timer for 30 minutes.
    7. If you can construct some form of stable unit out of all the pieces before the bell goes then you win! Additional points can be awarded if it actually looks like the picture on the box.
    8. reward yourself with a beer/baileys/whatever and bask in the radiance of your creation knowing that until next time, you:1, IKEA:0… bwahahaha…

    09 Nov 2005, 15:42

  6. Dave tCB

    My first IKEA experience ended in frustration as the last part of the bookshelf I was constructing had holes drilled about 5mm to the left of where they should have been. It was lucky for Mr IKEA that he lives in a log cabin in northern Sweden I'll tell ya!!!

    09 Nov 2005, 16:34


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