Ah no, not in this house. Not anymore…
Not with the food police in town raising awareness to the hazzards of lax hygene standards. Ask yourself these questions:
- Do you have a housemate who persistantly leaves raw chicken breasts on a plate a few cm too small, dripping yummy salmonella juice all over the table, fridge, worktop or wherever else they see fit?
- Are you always clingfilming it for them out of the goodness of your own heart?
- Are they stubbornly refusing to pay any attention to basic food safety even when you point it out. Every. Single. Time?
Yes to all three?
Well maybe it's time to go vigilante on their ass. Arm yourself (or David) with clingfilm, silver foil, sellotape, carrier bags and duct tape then 3… 2… 1… GO!
Got it now? COVER THE GODDAMN DEFROSTING CHICKEN YOU WENCHES.
or is this unnecessarily harsh…?