March 05, 2005

Every time you miss a post…

Aaargh!, it has happened as i knew it would…

I have finally become a slave to the small lines in the corner of the screen. Damn them! I want the lines, I need the lines, all of them. Somewhere there is a small line of computer code dictating their position and I am its little posting whore.

Somewhere in the dark recesses of my mind is that little voice saying;

You want to post donít you? Youíll get a lovely, lovely line for it. Go on, you like the lines donít you, youíll do anything for the lines wonít you. Look at them lying there, with their bright sparkly sexy little pixels. You wouldnít want today to go without would you?! All the other days will make fun of it and call it stupid, and it will grow up sad and alone and one day it will turn on them and kill them all. All of them with a tiny pixellated knife, or maybe an axe. And when you find all days dead, bleeding over your precious lines, their teeny little screams ringing in your ears, then you will know pain. Pain and guilt. You could have saved them Mia, just by posting, but now itís too late. Too laaate… mmmuuurrdeerrerr…

And so you post, just to make the voices go away. Itís like an addiction. And the quality of your posts goes down the drain. And people are giving you funny looks in the street. And you havenít seen your friends in a while. And your cat hasnít moved in three days. In fact, when was the last time you ate anything either?

But itís ok

We have our lines, theyíll take care of us wonít they preciousss…

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Remember kids:

So blog! Please! Think of the kittens!

M xxx


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