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Could somebody please tell me why anybody would ever wish to wear a jewelled sperm belly bar. Why, people! Why!
Seriously, what designer sat down and thought
"Hmmm… I think I will base my designs this season on bodily fluids, spunk is sooo 'in' right now."
And what's worse, someone actually listened and decided
"WOW, what an amazing idea."
What about this monstrosity: or a similar beauty, declaring in a rather euphoric script "jism" What is wrong with you all?
My mind fills with disturbing images of unfortunately attired girls with names like shayneesha-babycham-channel Jones, ostentatiously smoking and displaying as much flesh as legally possible. Swathes of pasty-white puppy fat wriggling free from a size 8 top in some violent colour that abuses the retina with it's neon glare. And there, floating like a distant atoll amidst it all, and glowing under the litten tree blacklight like a flare, this misshaped lump of metal announces "Cunt" to the world.
Don't worry sweetie, i'd say it was pretty obvious anyway.